To Thine Own Self Be Flexible & Ready For Change By Rick London

When I was a young middle and later high school student in Hattiesburg, Ms, it was drilled into me by parents and teachers to learn one thing and learn it well. This was a bit of a dichotomy since I was tossed a myriad of lesson plans in everything from political science to biology (I can still remember the rancid smell of formaldehyde and the stare of the now deceased frogs who had not hopped, most likely, in years. Is this what adulthood was all about? Cruelty over amphibians?)

Then came college. The importance of specializing became even more important though it was demanded of me to pick a major and minor which I did about ten times at four different colleges. I didn’t finish but I did study hard and a lot of subjects. I was always a hit at cocktail parties because I learned words like “ethnocentric” and “Kierkegaard” and phrases like “To thine own self be true”. I stopped using that Shakespearean gem as it seemed to depress most of my fellow college students (including me) as, which of us was truly being true to ourselves if we were sitting at a desk listening to the most boring professors on the planet? Do as I say, not as….

In my twenties I simply decided to go out and conquer the cold cruel world and almost did so a few times. I worked on a few major projects for others and a few of my own and learned a good deal about how the world works. Of course the more I learned, the more I learned I needed to learn.

The years passed and early important lessons never left. “Learn to do one thing and do it very well”. I learned to do a few dozen things and none of them all that well.

I went back to school in my mid-40s and everything had changed. The new mantra was “Be flexible. Learn to do a lot of things because things are changing so fast you are most likely to be doing something else tomorrow”. In fact none of the nearly 100 hours I had accumulated my first time in college applied (even though I didn’t need to take the classes again as I was tested for life experience and apparently had learned my lessons). But the new pragmatic (right in your face) lessons were harder than anything I could imagine. But some of them manifested and transferred into the workplace.

Do I do any one thing very well? Not really. I co-create Londons Times Cartoons with my very talented team. I founded it in 1997. I founded several funny gift shops which feature my cartoon products with an inventory of over a quarter million of them.

I founded ShoesThatAmuse.com in 2007, the world’s only famous love quote shoes. APWire and USA Today wrote a very nice story about them.

This past month, I launched ABoyNamedSushi.com a division of ShoeShies which are sushi shoes and gifts and I enjoy that very much though sales are far from brisk, but then again inventory is far from full. So I keep plugging away.

Sadly, most of my early professors who (not on purpose) misled me to do one thing and do it well (how in the world could they see how technology would change our lives and future) are now deceased.

My more recent professors and students from Western Governor’s University are now on Twitter and facebook and, like me, are attempting to become more renaissance every day (as am I). We all have so many balls in the air, at times, it looks like an online juggling convention.

My wife Lee started with a simple photography blog HikeOurPlanet.com which has turned into a very popular nature wildlife blog and she makes her own line of gift and home decor products, LeeHillerDesigns.com.

On the way to doing what we do now, Lee and I did what we had to do to survive; that is, SEO, article marketing, blogging, promoting on Twitter and other social networks; you name it.

We do all this and still have time for our favorite charities and causes such as wildlife, environment, Japan recovery, domestic animals and much more.

We’ve learned to do a lot, and though we may have received an “F” for that 40 years ago in college, it is what is the norm today.

Times change and so do people. I was thinking recently if Einstein came back and lived in our generation, a 6th grader would have to not only have to teach him how to work a PC, but tell him what it is.
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Rick London is the founder of Google’s #1 ranked offbeat cartoons, Londons Times and its licensed shops such as The Rick London Collection which is currently seeking associates. There is no fee (EVER), our manufacturer Zazzle pays YOU for sales, you never pay us a penny. You visit my Zazzle Shop, sign up for a free shop and affiliate account.  Post items you like from my shop, promote, sell, earn. Just like in the olden days.  To sign up CLICK HERE.
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A Boy Named Sushi

A few weeks ago, I was telling my wife Lee, I was getting bored (again). Not with her, I never get bored of her, but with the shoes and gifts I was designing. I knew from experience it was a temporary state, but I also knew I needed to create something new, something difference, but something of which I was familiar.


Though sushi has been a part of civilization longer than one might imagine, it was not always in the current form in which we are used to devouring. It started as a simple “fast food” dish in 2 A.D. in China and was an excellent way to preserve food (there was no refrigeration then). In the early days chefs fermented rice, placed raw fish on the rice, threw the rice out, and ate the fish when hungry.

By 7 A.D. sushi made its way to Japan, where seafood is a staple entrée. However they started making the rice a “side order” with the fish. About 1600, Matsumoto Yoshiichi of Edo (now known as Tokyo) began experimenting with flavors such as rice vinegar and selling this “new dish”. By doing this, they created the world’s first “fast food” and it was more often than not eaten immediately.

Below is a wonderful short YouTube video by my very talented wife Lee Hiller London.

The majority of “sushi” eaten in American restaurants is nigiri (finger sushi) and California rolls, almost no resemblance to the original Chinese food known as “sushi”. An ethnic food that swept the world by storm was developed yet further by the artful experimental restaurant entrepreneurs of north American creating a fusion of food and art.

So not all, but a good deal of the history of my favorite food was familiar. Also familiar was my limited knowledge of design; that is, the best design often reflects the vision of a culture; a modern trend if you will.

Though pizza, hamburger, etc all have their “beauty”, I was not inclined or motivated to purvey the beauty of thousands of mg of trans-fat artery-clogging foods.

But sushi was and is a different story. I started with shoes (mostly womens) but now make mens too. I named the store ShoeShies.com. Then I started designing aprons, mouse pads, mugs, postage stamps, key chains, caps, and just about everything else showcasing dishes of sushi and sashimi and its all available now at Shoeshies.com. I am loving doing it and it has “recharged” me to continue to make cartoon products for Londons Times Cartoons and my love quote Shoes That Amuse…and eat more sushi.


But now, when all the sushi places are closed at 2am and I have a hunger for it, I can look at the sushi mouse pad next to my pc and drool…or drool on my shoes; knowing they will lead me to the nearest sushi bar….tomorrow.

 

Birther Of A Nation by Rick London

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Today The Obama Administration decided was the right time to release his real birth certificate.  The immediate predictable announcement by Donald Trump was more or less, “I solved a big problem…Obama should have done earlier…America couldn’t have done it without me”. Blah blah yadda yadda.

To be clear, I’m no Barack Obama fan. I don’t feel he has the experience to be a President, much less a President with all that is going on in the world today. I happen not to think he has what it takes to be re-elected.

But I will give him this.  Back when the “birther issue” was gaining momentum, did you notice who was bringing it up the most?  You guessed it. Not Sarah Palin. Not Glenn Beck. Not Michelle Bachman, no not even Trump…It was  Barack Obama always “claiming innocence”.  Did that not give anyone a clue as to what he/Obama was doing?  He was luring bigots dressed as carnival barkers into starting a “He wasn’t even born here” campaign… and guess what. It worked.  Does that hurt? If so, you might want to check your soul within. Don’t hate Obama due to his color (or his perceived religion). It’s  not a reason of which God would approve.  Hate the mediocre job he is doing in the White House.  I hated that about GW Bush too; but I didn’t hate him. Obama kept the issue alive (like a good attorney) as he knew “he had the answer” in a vault.  He only had to await the right moment.  That came today.  If only Obama could use all that “legal smartness” to be a good President.  It appears he cannot.

Of course Obama knew he had the certificate from the start (obviously) and he knew he could have shown it quite promptly but didn’t.  Why didn’t he?

If you are a “Birther Tea Party-er or Republican or even a leftist” this might not sit well with you, but some lessons are the most painful.

My prediction was, for a long while, that Obama was going to pull it out when Trump called him on it in the 2012 debate (or whatever “Birther” he was at the debate podium. That would have been the ideal time and it would have been “a sure fire win” for Obama. He knew it, and of course everyone else knows it now.

Yes, as incompetent as Obama is at governing, he’s much, much, smarter than Trump (and every other Birther for that matter at “Playing Politics).  He proved today; NONE of the others were even in his league.  Does that hurt? Again, time to look within.

Obama had to pull the certificate today. Trump was overshadowing real news…Japan, Arab uprisings, War In Libya and so much other important news stories and the “birther issue” was becoming priority news, keeping us, the general public from hearing real news.

The important stories were becoming almost non-stories while Donald’s bad hair blew across our TV monitor and his headache-producing voice through our psyche.

Obama could have ignored all that and waited until his golden moment, the 2012 debates.  It would have been a no-brainer who would have won the debate no matter how good the “Birther Opponent” performed on every other issue.

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It should have been apparent to most “Birthers” when even the “former birthers” like Palin and Bachmann & Gov. Brewer of Az began removing themselves from the Birthers and the issue.  They finally figured out that Obama had them over a barrel,  and he was just waiting for the right time.  But leave it to Trump and his ego to keep it going.   His “I put this issue to an end thanks to me” is so reminiscent of Charlie Sheen’s, “Winning…winning”, that it was almost funny, if not so sad. Trump would never have imagined in a zillion years that Obama had him over a barrel. But we know now he did.

Rarely, very rarely, you will find a candidate who understands the job of a U.S. President.  Do you know what that job is? I didn’t think so.  There actually are two major jobs A. Balance The Budget…AND  B. Keep the U.S. citizens safe.

Trump has been bankrupt 3 times but told one national news reporter, “We buy these companies and go bankrupt.  Then we can make a deal that is FANTASTIC!” He doesn’t mention that the creditor gets pennies on the dollar.  America has loans owed to many countries and vice versa. We’ve been known to pay our bills as a nation. But given Trumps philosophy; if we borrow several billion, go bankrupt, and you (the other country) gets a “FANTASTIC” deal, you should be happy”.  But in reality, if that country owns an atom bomb, he’s not done much to keep the citizenry of our country safe.

Here’s something that is not going to make lefties nor right-wingers feel so great.  I worked long enough in Washington to continue to chant my mantra, “Do not vote for the party. Research each candidate, then do another research and then another. Have a friend review those research results and another friend  research his/hers.  Whichever party you have chosen, you are going to find things you don’t like; let me rephrase that, if you are honest, despise.  There will be things that click and you love, but the majority you’ll probably find is “the same old self-interest B.S.). If you really make this your voting formula, and you have at least a high-school education, you will never even think about voting “party” again.

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If you can tell me with a straight face that there’s one in office now, or one that you’ve seen running who understands that, and could perform it, never mind being “Our Moral Mommy & Daddy”, that does not even appear on the job description (though it is the reason so many vote); which makes me a shame of our education system.  It is probably why we’ve had so few decent presidents.  How many have done the real job in my lifetime?  Only Clinton. Can you name another.

The news heads tonight are going to be brutal…well beyond brutal to Trump; as well they should. He doesn’t understand it now, but of course, he is history, last years news.  Do you think anyone with any type of sanity would ever take him seriously again?

We know much of it is about race. That is a given. I am a white man who grew up in Ms. I am sensitively aware of politicians who teach me the differences between the races, rather than the similarities. I know what racism, or perceived racism) did to my beloved beautiful state of Ms. Most of us were not racist, did not wear sheets, were absolutely fine when integration occurred yet financially will and will for many years to come. Mississippi continues to come in #50 in almost every important issue from education to tourism (we’re a bit better on tourism now due to casinos but the good jobs and most monies travels out of state).  I am very surprised when I see my fellow-Mississippians go along with Trump, especially given what such racists did to us nationwide (if not worldwide). It will take Ms many years to pull out of that alligator pit.  And it won’t be in our lifetime and if they keep marching to Trump’s racist drum it won’t be in our grand children’s lifetimes.

I can look at a person and predict future meltdowns.  3 months ago I predicted to my wife Lee that I could see Glenn Beck beginning to melt down.  I gave him exactly 2.5 months left on Fox (I knew how Fox worked as I used to work there years ago when it was still Metromedia).  I was off about five days.

I think Trump will last about a month longer. After 4-5 months of the media virtually ignoring him, giving him a few crazy sound bites, he will be doing the “Glenn Beck cry” and fade away. His ego is a little stronger hence he’ll last a bit longer than Beck. But all its going to take is one news veteran to ask the right question and Trump will be back hawking his MLM pyramid scheme telling everyone he’s a billionaire (oh, many times over) :)

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Donald, I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a bottle of Amway environmentally-friendly dish washing detergent today.  There is more shares of complaints regarding Trump’s MLM “Get Rich Quick” company on Scam.com than I care to read.  He’s done nothing to respond and/or remedy these complaints.  Too busy with his hired detective help in Hawaii, finding out things that “don’t look good at all”  (Admit it, like Obama or not, he got a BIG SMILE today).

There is only one person on the horizon who understands what a President does. Governor Gary Johnson (Republican) of New Mexico was interviewed on the news several weeks ago.  He emitted so much sanity, knew exactly what a President does and doesn’t do, I felt sad.  He’s just too sane to run. And yes, he knew the two main job descriptions of a U.S. President and had very little to say, even when quizzed over and over by the reporter on anything but those two issues.  Do you think we’ll ever get a President who knows his/her job?

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Rick London is a cartoonist, designer, and funny gift manufacturer.  He founded the net’s #1 offbeat cartoons, Londons Times and its licensed shops featuring funny tees gifts etc. He also founded and designs ShoesThatAmuse.com the world’s only famous love quotes shoes, and writes music. He and his wife Lee are nature lovers and spend a lot of time hiking in the Ouichata Mountains of Arkansas.

 

Londons Times Cartoons 14th Anniversary…Watch Me Wax Phlosophical

I am proud to say, thanks to you, our friends, Londons Times Cartoons & Funny Gifts celebrated 14 years. It also reached year 6 as Google’s #1 ranked offbeat cartoon & 4 years as MSN’s #1 ranked. When I say all this comes as a complete surprise, my wife Lee will tell you, I’m not feigning modesty.

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Above was our 1st Londons Times Cartoon logo. I remember thinking “This is brilliant”…proof, there was much work to do!! :)

I do now understand a little more how the cartoon became successful (there were two main elements) 1. Hard work. I mean relentlessly hard and not giving up when obstacle after obstacle arose, and they did, often fast & furiously. I couldn’t have done it alone.

I had and have an amazingly talented creative team, and supportive friends (some call them fans, but they are real friends) who are very loyal. That part often seems strange. I think it was the struggle of getting 20 people per day to visit at the start which was difficult to now; having had 8.7 million visitors since January 2005. One can imagine the surprise. Anyone would be.

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Above is our current Londons Times Cartoons & Gifts logo. Maybe not brilliant, but doesn’t it beat that Partridge Family looking thing???

By the same token, everything I’ve learned in school tells me, it would have been even more surprising if we’d not had the result not have been as it turned out. All the elements were in place. Everyone involved worked and work very hard. I am surrounded by talent I believe to be way out of my league. It works. My wife Lee is very supportive and offers consistent support. I’m grateful every day.

14 years ago, I was on the floor of an old tin shed in rural Ms. begging artists and web people to work with me for peanuts.

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Above is the View From My Hot Springs, Ar Home Office

Today I’m looking up in my office at numerous cartoons (two of which just appeared in the Jerusalem Post; one they left up for a month), and several that are in the permanent collection at Mayo Clinic Medical Library, and one that Barbara Orbison, widow of the late great Roy Orbison has placed permanently in the Roy Orbison Archives.

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This Londons Times Cartoon (and one other) is part of the permanent collection of Mayo Clinic Medical Library

We received an email from them several months ago requesting signed copies for their Medical Library which we sent. It is part of their permanent collection. The Library’s founder, Dr. Polly was “a cartoon fanatic” (in their words).

In 2001, I launched Cartoonists Against Terrorism to raise funds for the families of fallen 9/11 responders. A heart attack and resulting bad literary economy afer 9/11 put that effort on hold, but cartoonists worldwide have contributed and we are building a 9/11 Memorial Shop which will open in September 2011 to benefit 9/11 families.

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This Londons Times/Panel Hollywood Cartoon is in the permanent collection of the Roy Orbison Archives

The above cartoon is part of our “Panel Hollywood” series. It is now a permanent fixture in the Roy Orbison Archives at the request of his widow, Barbara Orbison.

My loving wife Lee is a wonderful wildlife/nature photographer. She has the popular Hike Our Planet nature blog with incredible photos of Hot Springs National Park.

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Above is the logo of Photos4Japan.Org founded by my wife Lee-Hiller London (Lee Hiller). Her user name is @LeeHillerLondon on Twitter to follow her updates.

She recently launched Photographers For Japan in which some of the best nature photographers I’ve ever seen have contributed photos to help raise money for our favorite charity Mercy Corps.

I was briefly involved with a Mercy Corps project in which both Lee and I were very impressed.

Above is a graphic of the cover of our 1st book “Londons Times Cartoons 13th Anniversary available at Lulu.com as a coffee table book or download cartoon E-book at Lulu.com and soon at Amazon.com, Barnes & Noble, etc (6-8 weeks from now).

I decided to launch Cartoonists to help Japan, starting with cartoons from our Londons Times collection, and placing want ads on various artist websites recruiting others (worldwide). We also placed a Mercy Corp donate button and it is becoming a popular site.

This is the logo for our Cartoonists For Japan blog. On Twitter, the user name is @cartoons4japan in case you would like to follow; we’d be honored.

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This Londons Times Cartoon & One other appeared in the Jerusalem Post Feb 2011 (stayed up a full month)

The above cartoon and one other appeared in The Jerusalem Post in February 2011. They ran this one for an entire month in their online paper during the Egyptian uprising. The other cartoon appeared for a day in their paper edition.

I sit at my desk in my Hot Springs, Ar office which overlooks the mountains of Hot Springs National Park. I think back to the start and it all seems like a blur. I can remember how few believed the project would ever work. I tended often to be on their side. My own belief in it was slim to none. But there were a few who felt I might have some talent and encouraged me. I remember them as if they are family A few are no longer with us but their spirit is. Without them, we would not have these cartoons.

Now it is too late to turn back…too late to throw in the towel. Not that I’d want to. Every day I feel like the adventure has just begun.

I’m designing shoes at my Shoes That Amuse famous love quotes shoes shop. I go hiking and absorb and enjoy nature with my wife Lee as she snaps some of the most fascinating photos I’ve ever seen. And we’re happy. Next week is the Royal Wedding of William & Catherine. Everyone is very excited so I designed a lot of gifts and collectibles with a caricature of them we created plus designed several styles of shoes. Its all available at our Shoes That Amuse Shop.

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Above is the lace-up style of Royal Wedding Shoes I designed on U.S. Keds. (Champion Keds for women). I also made tees, mousepads, etc and two slip on shoe designs at our ShoesThatAmuse.com shop.

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Looking back and seeing what happens (when one gets out of one’s own way), one can easily have faith that God really does want us to be happy. I happen to believe that; not to worry though, in case you don’t share that belief, it doesn’t matter to me. I wish everyone joy, happiness and laughter. Get your work done, but go out and play, no matter what your age!!

14 Years Of Cartooning & Funny Gift Designing. Then & Now…

      I am proud to say, thanks to you, our friends, Londons Times Cartoons & Funny Gifts celebrated 14 years.  It also reached year 6 as Google’s #1 ranked offbeat cartoon & 4 years as MSN’s #1 ranked.  When I say all this comes as a complete surprise, my wife Lee will tell you, I’m not feigning modesty.

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Above was our 1st Londons Times Cartoon logo. I remember thinking "This is brilliant"…proof, there was much work to do!! :)

      I do now understand a little more how the cartoon became successful (there were two main elements) 1. Hard work. I mean relentlessly hard and not giving up when obstacle after obstacle arose, and they did, often fast & furiously.   I couldn’t have done it alone.

I had and have an amazingly talented creative team, and supportive friends (some call them fans, but they are real friends) who are very loyal. That part often seems strange.  I think it was the struggle of getting 20 people per day to visit at the start which was difficult to now; having had 8.7 million visitors since January 2005. One can imagine the surprise. Anyone would be. 

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Above is our current Londons Times Cartoons & Gifts logo. Maybe not brilliant, but doesn’t it beat that Partridge Family looking thing??? 

     By the same token, everything I’ve learned in school tells me, it would have been even more surprising if we’d not had the result not have been as it turned out.  All the elements were in place. Everyone involved worked and work very hard.  I am surrounded by talent I believe to be way out of my league.  It works.  My wife Lee is very supportive and offers consistent support. I’m grateful every day.

      14 years ago, I was on the floor of an old tin shed in rural Ms. begging artists and web people to work with me for peanuts. 

       Today I’m looking up in my office at numerous cartoons (two of which just appeared in the Jerusalem Post; one they left up for a month), and several that are in the permanent collection at Mayo Clinic Medical Library, and one that Barbara Orbison, widow of the late great Roy Orbison has placed permanently in the Roy Orbison Archives. 

This Londons Times Cartoon is part of the permanent collection of Mayo Clinic Medical Library 

The above cartoon is one of two we did about Mayo Clinic. We received an email from them several months ago requesting signed copies for their Medical Library which we sent. It is part of their permanent collection. The Library’s founder, Dr. Polly was "a cartoon fanatic" (in their words). 

       In 2001, I launched Cartoonists Against Terrorism to raise funds for the families of fallen 9/11 responders. A heart attack and resulting bad literary economy afer 9/11 put that effort on hold, but cartoonists worldwide have contributed and we are building a 9/11 Memorial Shop which will open in September 2011 to benefit the families. 

This Londons Times/Panel Hollywood Cartoon is in the permanent collection of the Roy Orbison Archives 

The above cartoon is part of our  "Panel Hollywood" series. It is now a permanent  fixture in the Roy Orbison Archives at the request of his widow, Barbara Orbison. 

      My loving wife Lee is a wonderful wildlife/nature photographer. She has the popular Hike Our Planet nature blog with incredible photos of Hot Springs National Park. 

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Above is the logo of Photos4Japan.Org founded by my wife Lee-Hiller London (Lee Hiller). Her user name is @LeeHillerLondon on Twitter  to follow her updates.  

       She recently launched Photographers For Japan in which some of the best nature photographers I’ve ever seen have contributed photos to help raise money for our favorite charity Mercy Corps. 

       I was briefly involved with a Mercy Corps project in which both Lee and I were very impressed. 

My 1st book. Published last year by Lulu. Available at Lulu.com & Soon at Amazon.com & other stores. 

Above is a graphic of the cover of our 1st book "Londons Times Cartoons 13th Anniversary available at Lulu.com as a coffee table book or download cartoon E-book

      I decided to launch Cartoonists to help Japan, starting with cartoons from our Londons Times collection, and placing want ads on various artist websites recruiting others (worldwide).   We also placed a Mercy Corp donate button and it is becoming a popular site. 

Cartoonists For Japan Logo 

This is the logo for our Cartoonists For Japan blog. On Twitter, the user name is @cartoons4japan in case you would like to follow; we’d be honored. 

 

  This Londons Times Cartoon & One other appeared in the Jerusalem Post Feb 2011 (stayed up a full month)

The above cartoon and one other appeared in The Jerusalem Post in February 2011. They ran this one for an entire month in their online paper during the Egyptian uprising.  The other cartoon appeared for a day in their paper edition. 

 

      I sit at my desk in my Hot Springs, Ar office which overlooks the mountains of Hot Springs National Park.  I think back to the start and it all seems like a blur. I can remember how few believed the project would ever work.  I tended often to be on their side. My own belief in it was slim to none.  But there were a few who felt I might have some talent and encouraged me. I remember them as if they are family  A few are no longer with us but their spirit is. Without them, we would not have these cartoons.

     Now it is too late to turn back…too late to throw in the towel. Not that I’d want to.  Every day I feel like the adventure has just begun. 

      I am working on my second book Londons Times Generation Two Cartoons which should be out before the 2011 holidays. 

      I’m designing shoes at my Shoes That Amuse famous love quotes shoes shop.  I go hiking and absorb and enjoy nature with my wife Lee as she snaps some of the most fascinating photos I’ve ever seen.  And we’re happy.   Next week is the Royal Wedding of William & Catherine.  Everyone is very excited so I designed a lot of gifts and collectibles with a caricature of them we created plus designed several styles of shoes.  Its all available at our Shoes That Amuse Shop. 

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Above is the lace-up style of Royal Wedding Shoes I designed on U.S. Keds. (Champion Keds for women). I also made tees, mousepads, etc and two slip on shoe designs at our ShoesThatAmuse.com shop.  

 

      Looking back and seeing what happens (when one gets out of one’s own way), one can easily have faith that God really does want us to be happy. I happen to believe that; not to worry though, in case you don’t share that belief,  it doesn’t matter to me.  I wish everyone joy, happiness and laughter.  Get your work done, but go out and play, no matter what your age!!

 

 

Londons Times Cartoons Celebrates 14th Anniversary

                                     Some Early Londons Times Cartoons: (Click Thumbnail to enlarge)     

          

Every time an important anniversary arrives one tends to reflect. Especially when they get older and more forgetful like me, and appreciate the moments we  *can* reflect and it is at least semi-accurate.  Today is one of those days.  My wife Lee and I were so busy last year putting together our 13th anniversary book, a whole year went by and we were just getting it off the ground.  But March 19th, 2011 was our 14th anniversary. I remember working with a local artist when I still lived in my hometown of Hattiesburg, Ms named Richard Larson.  He understood my warped sense of humor and writing well, and since he was a fun guy to work with, and his last name was “Larson” (same as my favorite cartoonist ever “Gary Larson”), I figured it was “fate”.   Richard was from a small-town nearby named Picayune, Ms. We worked well together for about  a year or so.

      Like all creative endeavors, we had our differences, but we did profit from our creative endeavor.   I was the concept/creator and writer, and Richard the artist.  My vision of Londons Times would be offbeat, but not in cartoon style art; more of a combination of fine art and cartoons, and in color.  Richard did not like this idea and rebelled for about four months.  He finally decided to give it a try and within 3 months we sold the rights to 12 images to a San Diego T-shirt firm for $10,000.  They were all in color but I was kind enough not to say “I told you so”.  He wouldn’t have minded anyway. We’d both been starving artists and writers for so long; getting  $5000 each was like winning the lottery.  I was sure we had won it.

    Then I remembered that man plans, God laughs.  I had written another thousand or so cartoons, and Richard’s wife became pregnant.  Not only that, but she was a stable nurse who found him a job at a small local bank. It was either her and the baby and the bank job, or the iffy cartoons.  I understood completely and, though sad, I tried to keep my head up. I asked friends what I should do, and every one of them said (not in the same wording) “Throw in the towel, and consider it an interesting experience, and go find a 9-5 coat and tie job”.  I remember the feeling of nausea coming over me. I had done that for many years in jobs I didn’t hate. Hate is too mild a word. I despised them. I abhorred them. I needed them to support my artistic venture.

     By the end of that year Richard and I had created about 200 cartoons together and made one very nice sale.  We also had a very good time doing it.   I was sure we could get a book contract for a compilation cartoon book but every NYC agent we wrote sent back a polite form letter. The fact that the timing was not right for them to consider us “was no reflection as to the validity of our work”.  Then one came that was personal. It was one of those same form letters from a very large New York agent that said, “That’s all I need…another failed cartoonist”.  I could feel that sinking feeling. I wanted to throw the letter in the trash so as to pretend it never was written. In my heart of hearts,  I felt she was right. She’d seen a lot more than me.  But wait.  We’d created 200 cartoons.  But now I had no artist/partner but I had a free website from a firm called “Hostway” with more free pop-up ads than I had cartoons.

I didn’t know a lot about the Internet, was not working, just writing cartoons and living in a tin shed (I’m not kidding).  I read a book called “Internet For Dummies” and learned as much as I could.  Keep in mind this was 1997.  There was no Google, no blogging, no social media, really not a lot but Yahoo! and forums. On Yahoo! I was able to locate some of the top cartoonists in the world (Including Charles Schulz).  Over the next few months I talked on the phone to Charles “Sparky” Schulz, Leigh Rubin, Dave Coverly, and Jon McPherson. I learned all I could.  I put up ads on forums in searh of cartoonists. I left no-holds barred and wrote nearly 2000 more cartoonists nonstop.   At one time I was assigning them to 12 different illustrators who were now on my creative team from Russia to Ohio and every place in between.  Suddenly, very slowly, we were building an inventory. 

In 2001, I had about 4000 cartoons up. The way I stayed alive was bartering our skills to small and large businesses who were beginning to use cartoons on their web sites and humorous logos, etc.  I bartered everything from organic grass fed beef, emu, fishing tackle, vitamins and herbs, sporting equipment, clothing etc.  The illustrators would take either a part of the barter or I would pay them the wholesale value of it. Most took the barter which was better for me too.    The only market out there other than barter was publishing and syndication. We were “way too different” for newspaper syndication, so mainly college textbook and trade magazines kept us going.

In September of that year came my major heart attack.  I was forced to stop the cartooning  (doctors orders) but I didn’t listen. Not only did I keep going full-speed ahead, I enrolled in college full time to learn business; and in particular business online.  It was a great experience but for the most part I let the cartoons go. I left the website up, and “took orders” from webmasters and textbook publishers but mainly studied, and enjoyed the natural beauty of my new home, Hot Springs, Arkansas with my favorite dog ever, a bearded collie/polish lowland sheedog mix “Thor”.

Three years passed and I began receiving emails and phone calls from churches, synagogues, charities, schools, and all sorts of nonprofits wanting signed copies of our cartoons for their auctions and fundraisers. I thought it was a joke until one a friend asked me if I’d checked our Google ranking lately. I had not. I was the #1 ranked offbeat cartoon on the Internet.  I was “stoked”. I started writing cartoons like I had in  my young early days which was not quite as easy because now I was studying like a banshee (Just how do banshees study anyway).   I found yet more new illustrators.

Now there was Google, social media, POD (Print On Demand), Online Branding, article marketing, bookmarking and all kids of other goodies we didn’t have early on.  I learned to use them all.

Suddenly I had close to 5000 cartoons, a book (thanks to my wife Lee’s publishing and designing skills that she learned while building her designer gift shop Lee Hiller Designs and her nature/wildlife blog  Hike Our Planet, and nearly 1/4 million products in five online shops such as funny tees, funny cards, funny mugs and many other products. Even funny doggie sweaters.  I also branched out and learned how to digitally design shoes and launched Shoes That Amuse in 2007 which are the world’s only famous love quote shoes.  AP Wire and USA Today did a story on it. It features shoes with graphics of famous authors, philosophers, etc and their famous love quotes.   I have also branched out into love quote tees, bags, mugs and the like.

To some it was all an “overnight success”. I assure you it was not even close to that.  I was confronted with dangerous situations that I know I would never do again.  I did what I had to do to survive. I never knew in a million years it might be a well known cartoon, much less the #1 ranked on the Internet.  All that was beyond my control and decisions made by others.  But I am grateful to “those others” for recognizing and liking the work that I do.

Now I get to also have fun and take off for a  mountain hike with my wife Lee whenever I feel like it.    I get to do at age 56 what I never thought I’d ever get to do. I am a full-time tourist if I want to be. Though Lee would probably say I’m still a bit of a workaholic, I’m nothing like I was ten years ago. I have mellowed out a lot and I enjoy the creative process. I don’t think much about deadlines. I create when I get the urge to create. Life is actually fun for perhaps the first time ever.  Maybe it takes what it takes for that to happen.

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Rick London is a writer, cartoonist, designer, and musician.  He is the founder of the #1 ranked offbeat cartoons on the Internet, Londons Times. He also founded many funny gift shops such as Rick London Shops,  Rick London Collection, Rick LondonWear and LTSuperstore.com.  He loves hiking, wildlife and nature, and playing the guitar (but not very well). His goal is to take guitar and singing lessons this summer.

Some Recent Londons Times Cartoons (Click Thumbnail To Enlarge)

                         

Press Conference Regarding Trumps Hair

Londons Times Cartoons www.LondonsTimes.us

Donald Trump’s Hair Under Investigation

My hair was born in the U.S.    I just want my follicle units back

 

With important news saturating our airwaves such as the Japan tragedy, uprisings in the Arab world,  and so many more meaningful issues, Donald Trump’s timing could not be worse with the non-news issue of investigating if Obama was born in Hawaii much less America. Most educated Republicans are distancing themselves from him.

In response, a group of cartoonists led by Rick London, founder of Londons Times Cartoons is beginning an investigation on, not Donald Trump, but that creature that  lives on his head. London says, “Given all the money that Mr. Trump makes selling books and multi-level life coach junk,” you know he’s one of the few who could not only pay but persuade aliens to steal the hair off their best friend, and send it to Trump Towers. Of course it could be an alien animal, not hair at all.  A strand of it is still in a lab being evaluated.

We were able to swipe the strand of hair when we discovered he was sleeping with other fringe Republicans who needed the money and didn’t fall for his life-coach make-a-million MLM deal.

London says, “We know, for certain, it was not made in America much less this planet. We’ve seen creatures such as these in old horror films, but they were synthetically made in Hollywood. We’ve quizzed all the Hollywood studios who have assured us it had to come from another planet.  We’ve contacted Clive Barker and Steven King who are not returning our calls. I feel its because one of them have a book or film planned titled ‘Night Of The Donald’s Hair’.”

London adds, “In so many ways, Mr. Trump has our pity. Some men whose testosterone has long gone, but still have a deep intimidating voice feel the need to cover their balding heads. This could mean grabbing a small space alien, which we are almost certain Mr. Trump has done. If so, it is likely a living organism and he need not answer to us but to P.E.T.A. or even an inner-galaxy animal rights or hair follicle rights group.

Let’s just hope he is exercising it on a regular basis and feeding it food that is indigenous to it’s original habitat.

For more updates with the investigation tune into www.LondonsTimes.us blog.

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Rick London is a writer, cartoonist and designer. He founded Londons Times Cartoons in 1997 which have been Google and MSN’s #1 ranked offbeat cartoons since 2005. He also founded numerous shops featuring his funny gifts such as the Rick London Collection. He also founded and designs the world’s only famous love quotes shoes, Shoes That Amuse.

How To Survive Radiation Toxicity

Chernobyl (Click To Enlarge)

My plan was to follow up and continue being facetious regarding “the glamor of being a cartoonist” but now is not the time or place. There is turmoil in the world that stretches from Libya to Wisconsin to Japan.

I have written about Wisconsin and Libya to the best of my ability, but with my limited education, resources and such, I can only offer opinion and a small bit of research; not a lot, unfortunately, that will help too many. My knowledge of dictatorships and labor conflicts is limited. For that I am sorry.

However I do know a little about surviving nuclear toxins in the air and there is a chance there is some headed our way, and if not, our friends in Japan could easily be exposed to this deadly toxin. There is no foolproof way to protect oneself fully from radiation.  However many of the survivors of Chernobyl were those who took potassium iodide tablets daily during the exposure.  Nuclear bombs or reactor explosions rarely kill people (directly); unless they are in the way of the explosion.  The big killer is the radiation that remains in the atmosphere for a long period of time and for a period of time becomes lodged in the thyroid gland and, if the person does not die from cancer of that gland, it will generally spread eventually.

There is a solution. It is called potassium iodide. It is not to be taken like potassium tablets and can be quite toxic if taken too often for too long. But during the course of the airborne radiation, it is a lifesaver. It takes the radiation rapidly from the thyroid gland rapidly through the urinary tract and out of the body. It must be taken once or twice daily until radiation is minimal or gone.

Potassium iodide can be found online and occasionally at health food stores.  It was going to be stockpiled and distributed by Homeland Security after 9/11 when the threat of dirty bombs was imminent.

There has been at explosion today at one of the nuclear plants. At Chernobyl, there was very heavy core damage during one of the meltdowns and that is why the radiation traveled worldwide during the meltdown. As of now, there is very little knowledge of what exactly the situation is at any of the Japanese plants.

Doses were scarce in Russia during Chernobyl but those who took it were protected. 18,000 doses were administered in Poland which was also contaminated and not one person who took it contracted cancer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobyl_disaster

Please pray for Japan.  And if you know anyone, anywhere in the world, whom may not know of this important information, please alert them…… (at the risk of sounding like an alarmist) we are all at risk (or airborne radiation) a very real risk. Potassium Iodide, as of now, is the only known remedy. Much of it is less than $10. DO NOT INGEST UNLESS THERE IS AN IMMINENT ALERT. It can have nasty but not life threatening side effects.

Here is a list of stores on Shop.com that sells PI. http://www2.shopping.com/potassium-iodide/products?CLT=SCH

I am going to order potassium iodide today.  Chances are I won’t need it.  But chances are I will also.  Why take a chance? I think my body is worth over $10 including postage and handling.  Stay safe and be well.  Sincerely, Londons Times Offbeat Cartoons.

The Glamorous Life Of A Cartoonist by Rick London

I don’t think a day goes by that I don’t get asked what its like to lead the glamorous life of a cartoonist or humor writer. I s’pose I could put it in as few as words as possible, “Charlie Sheen, eat your heart out”…or, tell it like it really is.  My wife Lee isa fine writer and photographer and we both work in the living room.  Lee goes out nearly daily and hikes about 3 mountains a day, amounting to around 4-6 miles.  I snore and contemplate my 55 foot commute to my home office.  I sleep a little more.

Shirley Temple Of Doom

You see, if there is any glamor whatsoever in the world of independent cartooning it is that I set my own deadlines, create my own SEO and PR, tweet when I feel like tweeting, and say “Hi Ya’ll” to my childhood Mississippi friends most of whom no longer live there but still want me to say “Hi Ya’ll” and they always say “Hi Ya’ll” back.  It is sort of a ritual.

Always A Sox Fan

I often hear, “How do you do it? How do you create all these cartoons”.  That is a question that truly is not answerable and if someone teaches a class (for money) in humor writing and/or how to create funny cartoons, go find a guy named Elmer Gantry and buy some snake oil. It will probably do much more for you.  Like football, chess, tennis, math, or plumbing, it is something you have, or something you don’t.  At first, only you know it. Then when you create it and push it out into the public, and anywhere from 20 people have seen your cartoons, you get a general idea if you “have it” or not.

Sometimes I’m in the bathroom, sometimes out hiking, often watching tv. sometimes talking to a boring person (this is ideal because you shut up, stare at them in the eyes, they think you are listening, and you are mentally creating a cow and a zebra at a formal dinner/dance date in a single-panel form). You both leave smiling and they think you are the most attentive listener ever put on planet earth.

But its really not all glamor.  In fact only a small fraction is.  There’s sketching out the idea.  There’s writing the caption. There’s assigning the final product if I want a team member to create it (which I usually do).  There’s creating the products. There’s approaching the appropriate publications.

I often get asked, “How did you get into the cartoon business?  I don’t know. I really don’t.  I tried everything else, and as the late great Charles Schulz once told me, “I did because I tried everything else, and didn’t do it very well”. I could identify.

More on cartooning in upcoming blogs. Thanks for your time. Please feel free to comment.

Sushi Bar Exam

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I am a writer, cartoonist, and designer. My name is Rick London and I founded Londons Times Cartoons in 1997 which have become Google & MSN’s #1 ranked offbeat cartoons since 2005.  I have launched about 5 stores that sell funny gifts and even a serious designer fashion shoe store with the world’s only famous love quotes on shoes called Shoes That Amuse. I love my wife Lee, animals and nature, the outdoors, and life in general.