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		<description><![CDATA[<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://londonstimes.us/blog/?p=116' addthis:title='To Thine Own Self Be Flexible &#038; Ready For Change By Rick London'  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>When I was a young middle and later high school student in Hattiesburg, Ms, it was drilled into me by parents and teachers to learn one thing and learn it well. This was a bit of a dichotomy since I was tossed a myriad of lesson plans in everything from political science to biology (I [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style addthis_32x32_style" addthis:url='http://londonstimes.us/blog/?p=116' addthis:title='To Thine Own Self Be Flexible &#038; Ready For Change By Rick London' ><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a><a class="addthis_button_compact"></a></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>When I was a young middle and later high school student in Hattiesburg, Ms, it was drilled into me by parents and teachers to learn one thing and learn it well. This was a bit of a dichotomy since I was tossed a myriad of lesson plans in everything from political science to biology (I can still remember the rancid smell of formaldehyde and the stare of the now deceased frogs who had not hopped, most likely, in years. Is this what adulthood was all about? Cruelty over amphibians?)</strong></p>
<p><strong> Then came college.  The importance of specializing became even more important though it was demanded of me to pick a major and minor which I did about ten times at four different colleges.  I didn&#8217;t finish but I did study hard and a lot of subjects. I was always a hit at cocktail parties because I learned words like &#8220;ethnocentric&#8221; and &#8220;Kierkegaard&#8221; and phrases like &#8220;To thine own self be true&#8221;. I stopped using that Shakespearean gem as it seemed to depress most of my fellow college students (including me) as, which of us was truly being true to ourselves if we were sitting at a desk listening to the most boring professors on the planet?  Do as I say, not as&#8230;.</strong></p>
<p><strong> In my twenties I simply decided to go out and conquer the cold cruel world and almost did so a few times. I worked on a few major projects for others and a few of my own and learned a good deal about how the world works.  Of course the more I learned, the more I learned I needed to learn. </strong></p>
<p><strong> The years passed and early important lessons never left.  &#8220;Learn to do one thing and do it very well&#8221;.  I learned to do a few dozen things and none of them all that well. </strong></p>
<p><strong> I went back to school in my mid-40s and everything had changed.  The new mantra was &#8220;Be flexible. Learn to do a lot of things because things are changing so fast you are most likely to be doing something else tomorrow&#8221;. In fact none of the nearly 100 hours I had accumulated my first time in college applied (even though I didn&#8217;t need to take the classes again as I was tested for life experience and apparently had learned my lessons). But the new pragmatic (right in your face) lessons were harder than anything I could imagine. But some of them manifested and transferred into the workplace. </strong></p>
<p><strong> Do I do any one thing very well? Not really.  I co-create Londons Times Cartoons with my very talented team. I founded it in 1997. I founded several funny gift shops which feature my cartoon products with an inventory of over a quarter million of them.</strong></p>
<p><strong> I founded ShoesThatAmuse.com in 2007, the world&#8217;s only famous love quote shoes. APWire and USA Today wrote a very nice story about them. </strong></p>
<p><strong> This past month, I launched ABoyNamedSushi.com a division of ShoeShies which are sushi shoes and gifts and I enjoy that very much though sales are far from brisk, but then again inventory is far from full.  So I keep plugging away. </strong></p>
<p><strong> Sadly, most of my early professors who (not on purpose) misled me to do one thing and do it well (how in the world could they see how technology would change our lives and future) are now deceased. </strong></p>
<p><strong> My more recent professors and students from Western Governor&#8217;s University are now on Twitter and facebook and, like me, are attempting to become more renaissance every day (as am I).  We all have so many balls in the air, at times, it looks like an online juggling convention. </strong></p>
<p><strong> My wife Lee started with a simple photography blog HikeOurPlanet.com which has turned into a very popular nature wildlife blog and she makes her own line of gift and home decor products, LeeHillerDesigns.com. </strong></p>
<p><strong> On the way to doing what we do now, Lee and I did what we had to do to survive; that is, SEO, article marketing, blogging, promoting on Twitter and other social networks; you name it. </strong></p>
<p><strong> We do all this and still have time for our favorite charities and causes such as wildlife, environment, Japan recovery, domestic animals and much more. </strong></p>
<p><strong> We&#8217;ve learned to do a lot, and though we may have received an &#8220;F&#8221; for that 40 years ago in college, it is what is the norm today. </strong></p>
<p><strong> Times change and so do people. I was thinking recently if Einstein came back and lived in our generation, a 6th grader would have to not only have to teach him how to work a PC, but tell him what it is.</strong><br />
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<p>Rick London is the founder of Google&#8217;s #1 ranked offbeat cartoons, Londons Times and its licensed shops such as The Rick London Collection which is currently seeking associates. There is no fee (EVER), our manufacturer Zazzle pays YOU for sales, you never pay us a penny. You visit my Zazzle Shop, sign up for a free shop and affiliate account.  Post items you like from my shop, promote, sell, earn. Just like in the olden days.  To sign up<a href="http://bit.ly/iFLyJZ "> CLICK HERE</a>.<br />
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		<description><![CDATA[<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://londonstimes.us/blog/?p=113' addthis:title='A Boy Named Sushi'  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>A few weeks ago, I was telling my wife Lee, I was getting bored (again). Not with her, I never get bored of her, but with the shoes and gifts I was designing. I knew from experience it was a temporary state, but I also knew I needed to create something new, something difference, but [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style addthis_32x32_style" addthis:url='http://londonstimes.us/blog/?p=113' addthis:title='A Boy Named Sushi' ><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a><a class="addthis_button_compact"></a></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>A few weeks ago, I was telling my wife Lee, I was getting bored (again). Not with her, I never get bored of her, but with the shoes and gifts I was designing. I knew from experience it was a temporary state, but I also knew I needed to create something new, something difference, but something of which I was familiar. </strong></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://londonstimes.us/CFJ/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/a-sushi-low-to-varied.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-339" title="a sushi low to varied" src="http://londonstimes.us/CFJ/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/a-sushi-low-to-varied-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a> <a href="http://londonstimes.us/CFJ/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/a-sushi-press-release-iphone-22222.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-340" title="a sushi press release iphone 22222" src="http://londonstimes.us/CFJ/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/a-sushi-press-release-iphone-22222-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a> <a href="http://londonstimes.us/CFJ/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/a-sushi-womens-tee.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-341" title="a sushi womens tee" src="http://londonstimes.us/CFJ/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/a-sushi-womens-tee-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a> <a href="http://londonstimes.us/CFJ/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/a-shoeshies-sushi-44-shoes.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-342" title="a shoeshies sushi 44 shoes" src="http://londonstimes.us/CFJ/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/a-shoeshies-sushi-44-shoes-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a> <a href="http://londonstimes.us/CFJ/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/a-sushi-apron.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-343" title="a sushi apron" src="http://londonstimes.us/CFJ/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/a-sushi-apron-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a><br />
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<p><strong>Though sushi has been a part of civilization longer than one might imagine, it was not always in the current form in which we are used to devouring. It started as a simple “fast food” dish in 2 A.D. in China and was an excellent way to preserve food (there was no refrigeration then). In the early days chefs fermented rice, placed raw fish on the rice, threw the rice out, and ate the fish when hungry. </strong></p>
<p><strong>By 7 A.D. sushi made its way to Japan, where seafood is a staple entrée.  However they started making the rice a “side order” with the fish.  About 1600, Matsumoto Yoshiichi of Edo (now known as Tokyo) began experimenting with flavors such as rice vinegar and selling this “new dish”.  By doing this, they created the world’s first “fast food” and it was more often than not eaten immediately. </strong></p>
<p><strong>Below is a wonderful short YouTube video by my very talented wife Lee Hiller London.</strong></p>
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<p><strong>The majority of “sushi” eaten in American restaurants is nigiri (finger sushi) and California rolls, almost no resemblance to the original Chinese food known as “sushi”. An ethnic food that swept the world by storm was developed yet further by the  artful experimental restaurant entrepreneurs of north American creating a fusion of food and art. </strong></p>
<p><strong>So not all, but a good deal of the history of my favorite food was familiar.  Also familiar was my limited knowledge of design; that is, the best design often reflects the vision of a culture; a modern trend if you will. </strong></p>
<p><strong>Though pizza, hamburger, etc all have their “beauty”, I was not inclined or motivated to purvey the beauty of thousands of mg of trans-fat artery-clogging foods.</strong></p>
<p><strong>But sushi was and is a different story. I started with shoes (mostly womens) but now make mens too. I named the store ShoeShies.com.  Then I started designing aprons, mouse pads, mugs, postage stamps, key chains, caps, and just about everything else showcasing dishes of sushi and sashimi and its all available now at Shoeshies.com. I am loving doing it and it has “recharged” me to continue to make cartoon products for Londons Times Cartoons and my love quote Shoes That Amuse…and eat more sushi. </strong></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://londonstimes.us/CFJ/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/a-sushi-press-release-cap.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-344" title="a sushi press release cap" src="http://londonstimes.us/CFJ/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/a-sushi-press-release-cap-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /> </a><a href="http://londonstimes.us/CFJ/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/a-sushi-rattlesnake-shoes.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-345" title="a sushi rattlesnake shoes" src="http://londonstimes.us/CFJ/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/a-sushi-rattlesnake-shoes-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a> <a href="http://londonstimes.us/CFJ/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/a-sushi-mens-tee.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-346" title="a sushi mens tee" src="http://londonstimes.us/CFJ/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/a-sushi-mens-tee-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a><a href="http://londonstimes.us/CFJ/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/a-sushi-stein.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-348" title="a sushi stein" src="http://londonstimes.us/CFJ/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/a-sushi-stein-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a><a href="http://londonstimes.us/CFJ/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/a-sushi-stamp-sea-cuke.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-349" title="a sushi stamp sea cuke" src="http://londonstimes.us/CFJ/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/a-sushi-stamp-sea-cuke-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a><br />
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<p><strong>But now, when all the sushi places are closed at 2am and I have a hunger for it, I can look at the sushi mouse pad next to my pc and drool…or drool on my shoes; knowing they will lead me to the nearest sushi bar….tomorrow. </strong></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://londonstimes.us/blog/?p=43' addthis:title='Donald Trump&#8217;s Hair Under Investigation'  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>My hair was born in the U.S.    I just want my follicle units back &#160; With important news saturating our airwaves such as the Japan tragedy, uprisings in the Arab world,  and so many more meaningful issues, Donald Trump&#8217;s timing could not be worse with the non-news issue of investigating if Obama was born in [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style addthis_32x32_style" addthis:url='http://londonstimes.us/blog/?p=43' addthis:title='Donald Trump&#8217;s Hair Under Investigation' ><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a><a class="addthis_button_compact"></a></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h6 style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://londonstimes.us/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/DonaldandtheAlien.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-50" title="DonaldandtheAlien" src="http://londonstimes.us/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/DonaldandtheAlien-300x191.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="191" /></a> My hair was born in the U.S.    I just want my follicle units back</h6>
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<p>With important news saturating our airwaves such as the Japan tragedy, uprisings in the Arab world,  and so many more meaningful issues, Donald Trump&#8217;s timing could not be worse with the non-news issue of investigating if Obama was born in Hawaii much less America. Most educated Republicans are distancing themselves from him.</p>
<p>In response, a group of cartoonists led by Rick London, founder of Londons Times Cartoons is beginning an investigation on, not Donald Trump, but that creature that  lives on his head. London says, &#8220;Given all the money that Mr. Trump makes selling books and multi-level life coach junk,&#8221; you know he&#8217;s one of the few who could not only pay but persuade aliens to steal the hair off their best friend, and send it to Trump Towers. Of course it could be an alien animal, not hair at all.  A strand of it is still in a lab being evaluated.</p>
<p>We were able to swipe the strand of hair when we discovered he was sleeping with other fringe Republicans who needed the money and didn&#8217;t fall for his life-coach make-a-million MLM deal.</p>
<p>London says, &#8220;We know, for certain, it was not made in America much less this planet. We&#8217;ve seen creatures such as these in old horror films, but they were synthetically made in Hollywood. We&#8217;ve quizzed all the Hollywood studios who have assured us it had to come from another planet.  We’ve contacted Clive Barker and Steven King who are not returning our calls. I feel its because one of them have a book or film planned titled ‘Night Of The Donald&#8217;s Hair’.”</p>
<p>London adds, &#8220;In so many ways, Mr. Trump has our pity. Some men whose testosterone has long gone, but still have a deep intimidating voice feel the need to cover their balding heads. This could mean grabbing a small space alien, which we are almost certain Mr. Trump has done. If so, it is likely a living organism and he need not answer to us but to P.E.T.A. or even an inner-galaxy animal rights or hair follicle rights group.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s just hope he is exercising it on a regular basis and feeding it food that is indigenous to it&#8217;s original habitat.</p>
<p>For more updates with the investigation tune into www.LondonsTimes.us blog.</p>
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<p>Rick London is a writer, cartoonist and designer. He founded Londons Times Cartoons in 1997 which have been Google and MSN&#8217;s #1 ranked <a href="http://www.londonstimes.us">offbeat cartoons</a> since 2005. He also founded numerous shops featuring his<a href="http://www.ricklondoncollection.com"> funny gifts</a> such as the Rick London Collection. He also founded and designs the world&#8217;s only <a href="http://www.shoesthatamuse.com">famous love quotes</a> shoes, Shoes That Amuse.</p>
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